October 2009  Volume 1, Number 7

Contributions to this page may be sent to Dr. Mary Wilder at Mary_Wilder@globalmissiology.org. Jokes and humor contributed and collected by friends of GM.


 1. Referee

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

 2.

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, 'Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?'  I mentally polished my halo and I said, 'No, how are we alike?'' You're both old,' he replied.